GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a